Calm Your Tits! Card Game
  • Calm Your Tits! Card Game
  • Calm Your Tits! Card Game

Calm Your Tits! Card Game

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$14.00 USD

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About the Calm Your Tits! Card Game

A titillating pairs game for silly adults!

Race to win all the cards by grabbing matching pairs of Tits, and having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear. Just watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could go tits up!

Where do you ship to?

If we feel confident we can get your items delivered to you, then we're happy to ship them. For the United States we use either USPS or UPS and for international orders we exclusively use USPS. All of our shipped items include tracking.

Can I return items?

We want you to be pleased as punch with what you buy! We will be happy to return or exchange new, unused merchandise within one week of receipt. The original shipping cost is nonrefundable, and you will be responsible for returning the item to us. Please contact us for a return authorization before sending anything back.

Due to the nature of the business, candy and/or vintage items are not returnable -- please make sure you think you'll love them before purchasing!

Thank you.